So *that’s* what it feels like to be slightly drunk.
Bumping into objects all the time while walking is interesting… it’s like puberty all over again.

Note to self: 3 drinks in under half an hour is probably a bad idea, just for future reference.

But whee, my company has the best all-hands meetings. Lots of tasty food and tons and tons of booze.
*goes off to let his liver detox*