Today’s terrifying thing is these new Goldfish S’Mores.
Not sure what I was thinking in buying them. I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They’re a mix of honey graham cracker goldfish, chocolate graham cracker goldfish, and tiny marshmallow goldfish like the kind you find in scary children’s cereal. (I was expecting marshmallow-flavored goldfish, which would have been slightly less scary.)