{"id":337,"date":"2008-04-10T20:10:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T03:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=337"},"modified":"2008-04-10T20:10:51","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T03:10:51","slug":"urgle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"Urgle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So *that&#8217;s* what it feels like to be slightly drunk.<br \/>\nBumping into objects all the time while walking is interesting&#8230; it&#8217;s like puberty all over again.<\/p>\n<p>Note to self: 3 drinks in under half an hour is probably a bad idea, just for future reference.<\/p>\n<p>But whee, my company has the best all-hands meetings. Lots of tasty food and tons and tons of booze.<br \/>\n*goes off to let his liver detox*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So *that&#8217;s* what it feels like to be slightly drunk. Bumping into objects all the time while walking is interesting&#8230; it&#8217;s like puberty all over again. Note to self: 3 drinks in under half an hour is probably a bad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=337\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}