{"id":1700,"date":"2011-01-10T22:38:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-11T03:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=1700"},"modified":"2012-10-09T21:25:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T01:25:41","slug":"zsparks-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=1700","title":{"rendered":"zsparks fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>zsparks fails at both stealing hats and high-fiveing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/images2\/11011hats.gif\" \/><br \/>\nI like the hats popping onto exec members&#8217; heads.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/images2\/11011fail.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know what Bubbles is doing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/images2\/11011um.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nWhat is this I don&#8217;t even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>zsparks fails at both stealing hats and high-fiveing. I like the hats popping onto exec members&#8217; heads. I don&#8217;t know what Bubbles is doing&#8230; What is this I don&#8217;t even.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}