{"id":1593,"date":"2010-09-05T10:05:15","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T17:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2010-09-05T10:05:29","modified_gmt":"2010-09-05T17:05:29","slug":"ugh-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=1593","title":{"rendered":"Ugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s terrifying thing is these new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Goldfish-Smores-Adventures-Graham-Snacks\/dp\/B002MREF32\">Goldfish S&#8217;Mores<\/a>.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/images2\/090510goldfish.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not sure what I was thinking in buying them. I&#8217;m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re a mix of honey graham cracker goldfish, chocolate graham cracker goldfish, and tiny marshmallow goldfish like the kind you find in scary children&#8217;s cereal. (I was expecting marshmallow-flavored goldfish, which would have been slightly less scary.)<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s terrifying thing is these new Goldfish S&#8217;Mores. Not sure what I was thinking in buying them. I&#8217;m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. They&#8217;re a mix of honey graham cracker goldfish, chocolate graham cracker goldfish, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=1593\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}