This amused me…<\/p>\n
From: Elizabeth Vaughan <***@andrew.cmu.edu>
\nTo: Fairfax-Residents@***.cmu.edu
\nSubject: use of fire escapes<\/p>\n
Hello Fairfaxers,<\/p>\n
I hope that your semester is going along well and that you have been
\nenjoying your time in Fairfax thus far.<\/p>\n
Fairfax Management and other Fairfax residents have noticed that
\nsomeone has been using the fire escapes as a way to exit the building
\nrather than taking the elevator or stairs to the main exits.
\nUtilizing the fire escapes in this way is dangerous because
\npassers-by can be caught unawares by the stairs coming down quickly
\nand without notice and there is a strong possibility that someone
\ncould be injured in this scenario. Please only utilize the fire
\nescapes as an emergency exit in case of fire or other emergency
\nevacuation.<\/p>\n
Have a great weekend,
\nYour Housefellow,
\nLiz<\/i><\/p>\n
…
\nYay CMU students?<\/p>\n
That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This amused me… From: Elizabeth Vaughan To: Fairfax-Residents@***.cmu.edu Subject: use of fire escapes Hello Fairfaxers, I hope that your semester is going along well and that you have been enjoying your time in Fairfax thus far. Fairfax Management and other … Continue reading