{"id":143,"date":"2006-09-27T23:41:52","date_gmt":"2006-09-28T03:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=143"},"modified":"2009-07-26T23:58:09","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T06:58:09","slug":"i-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"I fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got home at 6 PM today after our algo presentation (which went kinda meh).<br \/>\nThought to myself, &#8220;Hmm&#8230; I should make hot dogs.&#8221;<br \/>\nPut a pot of water on the stove, then wash dishes, and go to start working on homework.<\/p>\n<p>Around 8:15 PM, I smell something burning, and think to myself, &#8220;Someone must be burning s&#8230; oh wait&#8230;. SHIT!&#8221;<br \/>\nSpent the next 3 hours out of my room as to not inhale the toxic burnt-teflon fumes filling the apartment. I kinda fail at life.<br \/>\nBut yeah&#8230; now I can officially say I have burned water (and teflon).<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s platinum printing was kinda a failure. Things just stopped coming out completely after a while, even after 30 minute exposures. Meh. Given that the platinum stuff costs $150\/bottle, I feel like I kinda wasted it on things that didn&#8217;t come out and ended up in the trash. Meh. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Huge hugs to teh person who had a bad day today. If there&#8217;s anything I can do to make things better, please call me\/IM me\/contact me somehow. Seriously. I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s 4 AM and I&#8217;m asleep. Call me.<br \/>\n(This offer is actually open to anyone else who had a bad day too, except for the last part&#8230; please don&#8217;t call me at 4 AM :-P)<\/p>\n<p>Meh, no pictar today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got home at 6 PM today after our algo presentation (which went kinda meh). Thought to myself, &#8220;Hmm&#8230; I should make hot dogs.&#8221; Put a pot of water on the stove, then wash dishes, and go to start working on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/?p=143\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal2.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}